Video: Beer habit
A woman was lecturing a man at a bar about his beer habit. “Do you drink beer?” “Yes.” “How many beers do you drink every day?” “About…
The Ring “Bear”
My son was chosen to be the ring bearer at his older sister’s wedding. We practiced for weeks. Walk slowly. Look serious. Carry the rings. Absolutely no…
Video: No “Boys’ Jobs” Allowed
My son invited a friend over for a playdate. When his friend arrived, I was teaching my son how to bake a cake. The boy looked at…
A Very Literal Prayer
A man went to church one Sunday morning to sing hymns, praise God, and listen to the sermon. When he finally returned home, he walked straight over…
Video: Grandma’s “Boyfriend”
A five-year-old girl was visiting her grandma one afternoon while Grandma dusted the furniture. The little girl played with her dolls for a while before suddenly looking…
The “Moron” Wasn’t So Dumb
A brand-new teacher noticed that the kids at school kept teasing one boy, calling him “Mikey the Moron.” During recess, the teacher finally asked, “Why do you…
The Sergeant Major’s “Wild” Night
A stern old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event. There was no shortage of young, extremely beautiful models in attendance. One of them approached him…
The Florist Made One Very Embarrassing Mistake
Jenny, who was rather tired of putting up with her rude and nasty co-workers and sleazy boss, decided to start her own business. After settling in, she…
They Found a Very Clever Way Around the Police
Two pr0stitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: “Two Pr0stitutes — $50.00.” A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them…
The Lion Had No Idea What He Was Getting Into 😂
A hunter goes on safari with his wife and his mother-in-law. One morning, the wife wakes up to find her mother gone. In a worried state, she…