A few family members were gathered at Big Momma’s house, enjoying a peaceful game of Spades. Well… “peaceful” lasted about five minutes. My cousin proudly announced, “I’m…

A husband came home laughing and told his wife, “I was chatting with the mailman today. He bragged that he’s been with every woman on this block……

Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall bought new shoes for her wedding. During the big day they became increasingly tighter and tighter as the day went on. That…

Redneck Ray is sitting in a bar in Houston, quietly sipping a beer. Suddenly, a burly man walks in and slaps Ray so hard that he falls…

At a trial in a small town in Nebraska. … the prosecutor called his first witness, an elderly grandmother, to the stand. He walked up to her…

As a man leans against the farm gate and watches the farmer round up the sheep, he realizes that the farmer is using a pig, not a…

An elderly woman is speeding down the highway when she sees a policeman with a radar gun. The policeman signals her to pull over, then walks up…

There was an old couple. … they noticed that they were getting more and more forgetful and decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told them…

A man sits down in a diner and asks for a bowl of hot chili. The waitress says, “I’m sorry, but the man next to you had…