The Bar Announcement

A husband and wife were sitting together at a bar one evening, trying to enjoy a quiet drink.

At the next table, there was a very drunk man who had clearly been there for quite a while.

For a few minutes, everything was calm.

Then, without warning, the drunk suddenly stood up, raised one hand in the air, and shouted:

“Attention, everyone!”

The whole bar went silent.

People turned to look at him, wondering what he was about to say.

Instead of making an announcement, the drunk let out a loud fart that echoed through the room.

The wife immediately turned red with embarrassment and looked down at the table.

Her husband, annoyed and offended, turned toward the drunk and said, “Excuse me, but you just farted before my wife.”

The drunk looked at him, confused for a second.

Then he shrugged and replied:

“I’m sorry, I didn’t know it was her turn.”

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