After meeting a gorgeous woman at a nightclub, a guy ends up spending a wonderful night at her apartment.
The next morning, he reaches for his jeans, pulls out a pack of cigarettes, and realizes he can’t find his lighter.
“Hey, do you have a light?” he asks.
“Check the top drawer of the nightstand,” she replies sleepily. “There should be some matches.”
He opens the drawer and finds a box of matches sitting on top of a framed photograph of a very handsome man.
Suddenly, he feels a little uncomfortable.
He picks up the photo and asks nervously,
“Uh… this isn’t your husband, is it?”
She laughs and cuddles closer.
“No, silly!”
He relaxes slightly.
“Your boyfriend, then?”
“Nope,” she replies, playfully nibbling his ear.
Now thoroughly confused, he holds up the picture again.
“Well, who on earth is this guy?”
She smiles sweetly and says,
“That was me… before the operation.”
