One Saturday, Sam and his wife Rachel were playing golf when she hit an incredible 300-yard drive straight down the fairway.
“Wow!” Sam exclaimed. “I’ve never seen you play this well before!”
Rachel smiled.
“I took lessons.”
A few days later, they were playing mixed doubles tennis, and Rachel was unstoppable, hitting perfect serves and winning every point.
Sam stared in amazement.
“Unbelievable! Since when did you get so good at tennis?”
“I took lessons,” Rachel replied.
That weekend, Rachel prepared a delicious Beef Wellington for dinner.
Sam took one bite and couldn’t believe it.
“Honey, this is fantastic! I’ve never seen you cook like this before!”
Rachel grinned.
“I took lessons.”
Later that evening, Rachel gave Sam a playful look, and they headed upstairs.
About thirty minutes later, Sam rolled over, stared at the ceiling, and said,
‘Wow! That was incredible, amazing, so hot… I want a divorce.’
