A blonde woman was walking down the street one afternoon, completely unaware that her blouse had come open. One side was hanging loose, leaving her accidentally exposed…

Three inmates were being transported to state prison. As part of a new “morale initiative,” each of them was allowed to bring one item to help pass…

One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring. “Where did you get that ring?” her husband asks. “Well, she replies, “My boss and I…

The nurse asked Bob to remove his clothing and put on a gown before he gets checked by the doctor. “In front of you?” he asks shyly….

A husband exclaims to his wife one day, “Your bum is getting really big. It’s bigger than the BBQ grill!” Later that night in bed, the husband…

A flight crew was coming in to land at an unfamiliar airport. As they lined up on final approach, the pilot squinted out the window. Pilot: “Does…

Cop on horse says to little girl on bike,“Did Santa get you that?” “Yes,” replies the little girl.“Well tell him to put a reflector light on it…

A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers. Salesman: “Can I see your dad?” Johnny: “No, he’s in the shower.” Salesman: “What about your mother?…

A dentist told a mother, “I’m sorry madam, but I’ll have to charge you a $100 for pulling your boy’s tooth.” The mother exclaimed, “A $100! You…