Daily Funny Vibes

A lady walked into her local butcher shop one afternoon to pick up a few things for dinner. She moved slowly along the counter, inspecting the steaks,…

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollered out… “Pa you need to go out and fix the outhouse! ”Pa replies, “There ain’t nuthin’ wrong…

Mr. Johnson boarded his flight to New York City and approached the aisle seat he had booked. To his surprise, a blonde woman was already sitting there….

Three women, a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette, are lost in the forest while hunting. They each have a shotgun with 2 bullets. They make a…

The other day, my blonde neighbor came running up to me in the driveway, jumping for joy! I didn’t know why she was jumping so excitedly, but…

So, three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes and takes their drink order. “I would like a Sprite,” said the first little…

An elderly man walked into a store with a “Salesman Wanted” sign in a window. He walked up to the owner and said, “I-I-I w-w-want that j-joooob-b.”…

A man was taking a peaceful walk along a river when he noticed something unusual in the water. A blonde woman was standing waist-deep in the river,…

An old cowboy moseyed into a dusty old bar and ordered himself a glass of whiskey. He settled onto a stool, tipped his hat back, and took…