Daily Funny Vibes

Have you ever found yourself in a situation where you were dissatisfied with something you purchased? Perhaps you were even looking for a way to get your…

Two old ladies were sitting at a bus stop one afternoon, chatting, smoking cigarettes and complaining about the weather. Without warning, it began to rain. One of…

The housewife was having her TV repaired, and from the moment the repairman arrived, he was having serious trouble concentrating on the television. Every time she walked…

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven, where they are met at the Perly Gates by St. Peter. He says, “Ladies, you all led such wonderful…

A wealthy rancher passed away, leaving everything to his devoted wife. She was smart, strikingly beautiful, and determined to keep the ranch running—there was just one problem:…

She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car. “235,000 miles.” Her friend told her that was…

A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport. “These hills are getting steeper as the years go by,” one complained. “These…

A flight from Rio to Miami took off with 116 passengers on board. Everything was going smoothly… until the crew discovered a serious problem. They had only…

My wife and I went into town to do some shopping. When we came back outside, we found a police officer writing a parking ticket on the…