A wife came home very late one night after a long evening out. Trying not to wake anyone, she quietly unlocked the front door, slipped off her…

A blonde was nine months pregnant and getting more nervous with every passing day. Every little cramp made her grab her hospital bag. Every time the baby…

A farmer walked into the local bank one morning with his dog following closely behind him. He needed a loan to repair his tractor, replace part of…

An elderly Italian man walked slowly into his parish church one afternoon and asked the priest if he could hear his confession. “Of course, my son,” said…

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, “Who owns the big white horse…

I got chatting to a girl in a club one Saturday night. She was attractive, funny, and somehow still interested in talking to me after watching me…

A sailor brought his boat up to a restaurant dock one sunny afternoon, tied it off and started walking toward the entrance. He had been on the…

He didn’t like the casserole, and he didn’t like my cake. He said my biscuits were too hard, not like his mother used to make. I didn’t…

A man and his wife had one of those late-night arguments that started over something small and somehow turned into a full review of every mistake either…