The New Farmhand
There was once a sheep farmer who needed help with the difficult task of castrating some of his inferior male sheep to keep them from breeding with…
Video: One Last Confession
Becky was lying on her deathbed with her husband, Jake, sitting faithfully beside her. The room was quiet except for the ticking clock and Jake’s occasional sniffle….
TXT: The Perfect Names
A blonde was out for her usual afternoon walk with her two dogs. They were an odd-looking pair. One was tall, elegant and walked proudly beside her…
Video: The Toughest Crowd
A stand-up comic got booked to perform at an old age home. It wasn’t exactly the glamorous Saturday-night crowd he had dreamed about, but a gig was…
A Man Quickly Regrets The Night He Spent With A Beautiful Girl
Have you ever found yourself in a situation where you were dissatisfied with something you purchased? Perhaps you were even looking for a way to get your…
Video: A Quick Stop at the Pharmacy
Two old ladies were sitting at a bus stop one afternoon, chatting, smoking cigarettes and complaining about the weather. Without warning, it began to rain. One of…
TXT: The Unusual Favor
The housewife was having her TV repaired, and from the moment the repairman arrived, he was having serious trouble concentrating on the television. Every time she walked…
Video: Three Italian nuns
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven, where they are met at the Perly Gates by St. Peter. He says, “Ladies, you all led such wonderful…
A wealthy rancher passed away
A wealthy rancher passed away, leaving everything to his devoted wife. She was smart, strikingly beautiful, and determined to keep the ranch running—there was just one problem:…
Video: A blonde and her car
She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car. “235,000 miles.” Her friend told her that was…