Daily Funny Vibes

A woman bought herself a beautiful pet parrot, imagining cheerful conversations, funny little phrases, and perhaps a friendly “Good morning” every day. Unfortunately, the parrot had other…

Every night before bed, a man had exactly the same routine. He brushed his teeth, checked that the doors were locked, poured himself a shot of whiskey…

A duck walked into a neighborhood bar one afternoon, hopped onto a stool and looked directly at the bartender. “Do you have duck food here?” The bartender…

A funeral service was being held for a woman who had recently passed away. The church was full of relatives, old friends and neighbors who had come…

While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, “No honey for you for one month!”…

A little Johnny got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar backward. The little Johnny asked why…

A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again… She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: “Husband wanted! Must be in…

A little boy named Tommy went to church with his grandma every Sunday. One day, Grandma told him it was time to make his first confession. She…

A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows…