Daily Funny Vibes

A man went to see his doctor because he had been suffering from terrible constipation. He looked miserable. “I’ve tried everything,” he complained. “More water, more vegetables,…

Paddy had decided it was finally time to sell his old car. The thing had been with him for years. It rattled when it started, squeaked when…

A guy was wandering around town one afternoon when he spotted a bar he had never noticed before. Outside was a large sign: “ALL THE BEER YOU…

A man boarded a crowded plane with six children following behind him in a noisy little line. One had a backpack bigger than he was. Another was…

A boy came home from school one afternoon looking completely defeated. He dropped his backpack by the door, sat down at the kitchen table and sighed dramatically….

The maid walked into the living room one afternoon and calmly told her boss’s wife that she wanted a raise. The wife immediately looked annoyed. She put…

The Navy realized it had too many officers, so it announced a special early-retirement program. The deal sounded simple: $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight…

A man came home from work one evening, opened the front door, and barely had time to put down his briefcase before his wife charged toward him….

An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him from morning until night. Breakfast was too late. The coffee was too weak. The tractor was too…