A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag…

A woman was gathering firewood along the edge of a river. While cutting a branch from a tree, she dropped her axe into the water, and it…

A man watched his wife preparing dinner, and noticed something unusual. Before she fried the sausages, she always cut off both ends and tossed them away, only…

A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. “What’s the matter?” he was asked. He said, “I heard the nurse…

An 80-year-old lady is sitting at the bar at Harpoon Harry’s, waiting for her husband. Suddenly, a very handsome man walks in and takes a seat a…

Two bosses were talking about how dumb their blond assistants are. The first boss says, “You think your assistant is dumb, watch this.” And the man calls…

After 25 years of marriage, Jake left his wife, Edith, for a much younger secretary. His new flame insisted they live in Jake and Edith’s luxurious multi-million-dollar…

A bus full of ugly people had a head-on collision with a truck. When they died, God granted all of them one wish. The first person said,…

A lady came home from her doctor’s appointment looking happier than someone who had just won the lottery without even buying a ticket. She walked through the…